Friend Reviews

Back by popular demand, reviews of my friends. I had it in mind to revamp this in Flash, but sometimes you just don't have the time. So it's revamped with pictures taken on my phone instead. Not that they'll mean anything to most of the people who read this - it's actually just my way of bragging that I have a cool phone. One of my many ways of bragging that I have a cool phone.

Also, since I last wrote friend reviews, most of the details have changed. For example, every documented relationship in any previous version of this page has been revoked. Hello? Does nobody think of me when they break up with their boy/girlfriends? Do you not think "we should try and make it work, for Mauve's sake, so he won't have to update his brilliant page yet again and think of new and witty things to say about us?" Or "Perhaps I shouldn't move out of this stinking hole I call home because of all the comedic potential it affords Mauve." Bastards. Anyway, I've got the edge on you now. I've put it all into a database, so it's easier to update.

If I've removed you from this list, it may be because I couldn't be arsed to write you up at this moment in time. Hopefully, I'll get round to adding more people soon.

Drop me an email if my friend reviews aren't to your liking.